Humour story (truyen cuoi)

Background: my PhD supervisor (hereon referred as THE boss) has 3 PhD students: D, N, me. He has a habit of visiting the lab (where we work) from his office twice everyday, sometimes just to check if we go to the lab and work. So normally we need to be present from 9.00am - 18.00am

There's not so many thing to do in the lab (research mah). We then spend our spare time writing humour stories about the boss. Here's one of them.

Every one or two weeks, N. needs to go out for some treatment. That means he can "legally" leave the lab during office hour and the boss knows that. We consider it as a chance for us to leave too;). But the boss is very intelligent, he cross-calls each of us to check the other (so as to make sure all of us are at the same place). So one day he called D.

Boss: hey D, is N. there?
D: No, he's going for treatment. He's now in the bus!!!
Boss: Ah yeah, then Huy is there?
D: No, Huy's accompanying N. In case he needs some help.
Boss: That's ok. How about you, D, are you in the lab?
D: No, in the bus too.
Boss: For what?????
D: Ah, hmm, you know, driving the bus??
Boss: What the h311, then where's the bus driver?
D: I'm in the lab, talking with you, sir. D left his phone here.


(more to come)